One hell of a dynasty.
Written & Directed by Gerald McClanahan
2/12/00 -
3/11/00
Followed up
in 2001 by EMPIRE! - The Hollywood Years!
| Candleabra
Sheffield Delgado |
Timbre
Henning |
| Chastity
Smythe/Charisma Sheffield |
Piper
Henry |
| Jinx
Sheffield |
Quinn
Sullivan
Desi Doyen |
| Archipelago
Delgado |
Jonathan
Goldstein
Scott Rabinowitz |
| Haughty
Sheffield |
Sharon
MacMenamin |
| Dandy
Delgado |
Tom
Chalmers |
| Storm
Canterbury |
Guy
Stevenson |
| Flora
Jean |
Jill
Bennett
Amy Bryson |
| Jinx
Sheffield |
Quinn
Sullivan |
| Detective
Epiphany Weathers |
Shelley
Wenk |
| Detective Halston |
Jim Tosney |
| Lassiter
Banning |
Chris
Connors |
Special
Appearances by
Bil Garrity and Tamar Fortgang |
A
tale of High Intrigue! High Rises! High Hopes! And Low-Cut Dresses!
From the
auteur genius who brought us All
About Eva and HEIST!: The Musical!
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The cost, to
Archipelago Delgado, to buy the silence of Storm Canterbury, who
witnessed an attempted murder: $10
The cost, to Flora
Jean, of a rinse and a cut at Dandy Delgado's hair salon and the
opportunity to bear his child: $60
The cost, to Jinx
Sheffield, of an ill-fitting off-the-rack Bob Mackie rip-off: $429
The look on
Candleabra Sheffield Delgado's face when Chastisty Smythe, her
demure secretary, revealed that she is the unacknowledged daughter
of Forrest Sheffield (Candleabra's first husband): Priceless!
There are some
people money can't buy.
For everyone else, there's EMPIRE!
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UP FOR GRABS |
| SHEFFIELD MANOR: 32rm mnsion
in exclusv area. Prev owner deceased. Current
tenant situation up in air. w.10 mstr bdrms for easy bd
hopping. Library & drwng rm for
reading of fake wills. Lrg kitch incls full cutlery set
for convnt bckstbng. Amenities incl: hot/cold running
treachery and central air of distrust thru-out house.
Grounds incl: (loyal) srvnts qrtrs & stable w. virile
wrkstff. A MUST SEE! All inquiries should contact EMPIRE!
Realty. |
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Piper Henry as "Caprice
Worthington" as Chastity Smythe
Quinn
Sullivan as "Whimsey Salsbury" as Jinx
Sheffield
Jonathan Goldstein as
"Beethoven Rasmussen" as Archipelago
Delgado
Timbre Henning as "Special
Guest Star, Elan" as Candleabra
Sheffield Delgado
Sharon MacMenamin as Haughty Sheffield
Shelley Wenk as Detective Epiphany Weathers
Jill Bennett and Tom Chalmers as Flora Jean and
Dandy Delgado
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