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SUMMARY: On the 55th day of the trial of the Joker
for repeated attacks on Gotham, he is freed on a technicality
due to lack of testimony from the Batman. The Joker tells
reporter Barnabas Bixby that Batman is not an urban legend
because he's had his teeth knocked out by Batman multiple times
and has the dental records to prove it. As he leaves to prepare
for the opening night of his new nightclub, the
Ha-Hacienda, the creepy Junior, son of the Joker and Harley
Quinn, stalks Barnabas, intending to kill him. Meanwhile,
at the Ha-Hacienda, Harley Quinn, tired of the Joker neglecting
and devaluing her, announces that she's leaving him to make it
on her own. But after a duet on "Wrecking Ball," the Joker
claims to have realized just how much he needs her; he'd die
without her in his little family. Harley is overjoyed, and
leaves to start preparing for the club's debut. As the
Joker's goons tell him that was really sweet, the Joker - with a
smile, as always - suddenly shoots them both dead. As he
cackles insanely, he announces that it's time to book an opening
act for the club... |
