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SUMMARY: In an office, a panicked and bloody Patsy is
speaking with the soothing yet ominous voice of the unseen
"Insight," who tells her she's come so far. Suddenly, Patsy is
attacked by a man wielding a stapler and manically shouting at
her to stop texting him; he runs into the scissors she's holding
and collapses into a chair, and she wheels him away. We then
turn back time to Patsy's first day at the office. We start by
meeting Phil, who is narrating the boring life of co-worker
Gordo, a bland and ineffectual man who asks Phil to stop. Phil
also really likes cake; there always seems to be cake in the
break room. Gordo is waiting for the new hire - Patsy - who is
led in by Marci, who has only been working there a month but
already thinks she knows all the ins and outs... but really,
everybody just finds her annoying. Marci found Patsy in the
waiting room; Barbara was supposed to go get her. Barbara is an
uptight and angry person who hates her job and is out to make
things miserable for everyone - though she can't put a dent in
the attitude of her narcissistic boss, Chuck. She does, however, succeed in
making Patsy uncomfortable before storming off. Chuck, wanting
to get some cake from the break room, leaves Patsy in the
invisible hands of Insight, who says she'll be Patsy's guide and
will watch over her. As Patsy leaves, the ominous figure of Cammy stalks into the room, carrying a piece of cake... and a
knife. She seems to be on the edge of some sort of psychotic
break... and when Phil arrives looking for cake, she attacks him
with the knife. |
