SUMMARY: Bono and the Edge have ordered a pizza in an attempt to get back in touch with the common man. It's been an hour and the pizza hasn't arrived. They have no idea how long it's supposed to take, or how much it will cost? (They think $1000 sounds reasonable.) As they wait, they (really, mostly Bono) philosophize about mankind, and wonder what great things they might learn from talking to the pizza delivery guy about his no doubt interesting and fulfilling life.

Photos by Aaron Francis

SUMMARY: The Edge makes Bono apologize for saying he uses too many effects when he plays guitar. As they wait to break bread with the pizza guy, Bono forbids an increasingly hungry The Edge to eat the carrots and turnip he's brought with him. The Edge, aware that nobody likes him (especially the Malibuians, who hate him just because he wanted a private mountain to build five mansions on) and annoyed with Bono's high-handed ways, declares it's time to dissolve their partnership - which he will symbolically dissolve by eating the turnip. But before he can take a bite, the doorbell rings...

Photos by Shaela Cook