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SIMMONS & WOOZY, NINJA DETECTIVES
written by
David Henne
directed by Kat Bardot |
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Solving crimes the only way they know how. |
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CAST
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Terry Tocantins |
Simmons |
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Philip Newby |
Woozy |
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Rebecca Larsen |
Girl with Camera |
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Chris Walsh |
Lead Criminal
Investigator |
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Michael Holmes |
Subsidiary
Investigator #1 |
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Jaime Robledo |
Subsidiary
Investigator #2 |
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JJ Mayes |
Cop #1 |
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Brian Wallis |
Cop #2 |
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Jenelle Riley |
Cop #3 |
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Kat Bardot
Natasha Norman
Vanessa Perkins |
Girl Gang |
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PHOTOS
by C.M. Gonzalez
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The Girl with a Camera (Rebecca Larsen) is
sure this is an ordinary crime scene.
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But not Ninja Detectives Simmons (Terry Tocantins)...
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...and Woozy (Philip Newby)! Woozy is sure the murderer
used osmosis to walk through walls to sneak up on
the victims. That's how he'd have done it.
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The Lead Criminal Investigator (Chris Walsh).
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Simmons kills him for insulting his honor.
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The Subsidiary Investigators (Jaime Robledo & Michael Holmes),
who are retiring tomorrow, discover the Lead Investigator's
body.
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Some cops who are also retiring tomorrow
(Brian Wallis & JJ Mayes) arrive on the scene.
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The Investigators think they've figured
out what Simmons and Woozy are up to...
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...they're throwing everyone a surprise
retirement party at the crime scene!
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Jenelle Riley as "Cop who didn't have her picture taken until
after the
story was over." She was wearing a bushy li'l moustache
and everything.
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