LAST DOUCHE STANDING
written
by Henry Dittman
directed by Scott Leggett |
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The Greatest Reality Show Story Ever Told... with
zombies!!! |
CAST
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Troy Vincent |
Harrison Cramp |
Peter Fluet |
Simon Luis Parsons |
Tifanie Mcqueen |
Marge Nickel |
Stephen Simon |
Perry Cramp |
Henry Dittman |
Ralph Filkis |
PHOTOS
by C.M. Gonzalez
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Network execs at a bottom-rated network want
to create the greatest reality show ever known.
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L-R: Peter Fluet as "Simon Luis Parsons," Troy Vincent as
"Harrison Cramp,"
and Tifanie McQueen as "Marge Nickel."
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They discuss their ideas, including
"Infidelity
Island"
and "Rebuild Your House, Lickety Split."
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Perry Cramp (Stephen Simon) has an idea that he's already
shot and edited: "Last Douche Standing," in which various
douchebags kill each other. This is the $1 million winner,
Ralph Filkis (Henry Dittman), a cannibal who ate his own body
in the final competition between him and a racist leper.
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IMPORTANT FACTS ABOUT "LAST DOUCHE STANDING":
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* It'll air in reverse order with ever-longer episodes, starting
with the finale and adding characters each week!
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* Other douchebags include child actors, theater critics,
CEOs... and zombies! Lots of zombies!
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* You can
write to
lastdbag@gmail.com
to suggest
douchebags YOU'D like to see killed in awesome ways...
and if we accept your idea, you'll get FREE BEER!
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* But first, you'll have to vote LAST DOUCHE
STANDING into the
Serial Killers
playoffs...
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