MORT OF THE UNDEAD
written
by Corey O'Brien
directed by Aaron Francis |
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One god. One follower. God dammit. |
CAST
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Dean Jacobson |
Mort |
Stephen Simon |
Chorus |
Jonathan
Goldstein |
Steve |
Aaron Francis |
Juggler |
PHOTOS
by C.M. Gonzalez
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Chris the Chorus (Stephen Simon) patiently awaits the
re-awakening
of Mortarius, Lord of the Undead, who has slept for 6000 years.
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Mort is frustrated that his powers are greatly diminished.
He can levitate
a coffee cup... but only if it's really close to him... and he
has to want it real bad.
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Mort - who is shocked to find that Jehovah has three major
religions these days -
is advised by his Chorus to get more followers by appearing on
television.
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A juggler (Aaron Francis) begs for a spot on television from
ruthless
network exec Steve (Jonathan Goldstein), who adminishes him,
"If shit could shit, you are what it would shit ON."
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Mort interviews with Steve, who doesn't seem impressed to be
talking to a god.
Mort, over Chris' objections, claims to be able to raise the
dead.
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Steve has the juggler shot in the head. Mort can't raise
him.
Thinking fast, Mort claims the stars are not in alignment.
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Steve realizes that it's a win-win.
If Mort raises the dead on his show, great!
If not... great! Everybody loves a crazy guy!
"Congratulations! You're gonna be on television!"
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