SUMMARY:  Weakling Roger Stephens, army Private, is transformed by military science into the heroic Captain Battle! Sgt. Dick Danger tells us that the Germans have the bomb - somebody's been messing with Time. He shows the All-Awesome Squad a spy film of Dane Cook allying with Hitler, giving him time travel capability in exchange for his friendship. A message arrives for Captain Battle, asking for a meeting in London... and it's from Benny Hill. All-Awesome Squad, GET AWESOME!

SUMMARY:  The All-Awesome Squad meets with Benny Hill in London. He's a time traveler from the future as well. He explains that he's so rich that he purchased Liberace's time gauntlet, which he liked to use to visit the Court of Versailles. Later, in 2007, Dane Cook started buying up the routines of dead comedians, passing them off as his own. He got the time gauntlet from Hill's estate. When he found himself friendless and alone, he spent a lot of time smoking meth and watching the History Channel... and then travelled back in time to help Hitler win the war. But how did Hill get back to WWII?  He used his backup device: a time codpiece. Suddenly, Pvt. Whilikers races in, dying - killed by robot Nazis. The rest of the men are trapped on the boat. The All-Awesome Squad, with Benny Hill in tow, go off to avenge him and save the others.

SUMMARY:  The All-Awesome Squad board the sub, where they encounter mad scientist Lady Lucifer and her Nazi Robots. A robot/human dance off ensues, and the Nazi Robots are defeated. Sgt. Danger informs Pvt. Whilikers' twin brother Benjamin that his brother was killed, and Benjamin swears vengeance. As the All-Awesome Squad prepares for all-out, non-dance battle with the Axis of Jerks, Dane Cook freezes time. "Why would you pick a fight with a man who has a time machine?" Benny Hill unfreezes. "Because I have one, too," he says. "Looks like you'll have to have a fair fight after all!"

SUMMARY:  The epic battle commences!  Dane Cook and Benny Hill unfreeze their compatriots so that the battle may begin.  Hitler presents Dane Cook with the Sword of Sigfried, which confers invincibility.  It seems Cook may win... but the sword's power wanes after just one minute.  After all, Hitler wasn't going to give anybody ultimate power that lasts forever!  The Axis of Jerks summons Doomhilda, and all seems lost... but the Royal Consorts come to the rescue, defeating Doomhilda and all of Lady Lucifer's robots!  Hitler, Dane Cook and Lady Lucifer escape... and Hitler reveals that this battle was all a trap.  The robots were merely analyzing the strengths and weaknesses of each member of the All-Awesome Squad.  Next time they meet, the robots will be invincible.  Meanwhile, Benny Hill says that he managed to synchronize his Time Codpiece with Cook's Time Gauntlet.  The All-Awesome Squad can now follow the Axis of Jerks throughout time.

SUMMARY:  As the All-Awesome Squad regroup, Lady Lucifer prepares her latest creation: the sexy and deadly G-Bots, whose speed will be enhanced with her new Speed Cream.  Meanwhile, the Squad, attempting to gain access to Lady Lucifer's lair, send the hapless Whillikers brothers to their deaths, tripping Lady Lucifer's various traps.  Captain Battle finally intervenes, triggering the final trap: a ray gun that devolves him back into 4-F weakling Pvt. Roger Stephens.  He is unaware of his transformed state... and of Lady Lucifer and her minions closing in on them.