SUMMARY:  Ben applies for a secretarial position at a prestigious fashion magazine edited by the acid-tongued Lucy Halfpence - the previous secretary having mysteriously died.  When Agent 474 - Cindy Clawford - is killed as a warning, Ben finds that Lucy doesn't just edit a magazine... she's also the head of S.M.A.R.T. - SuperModels Against Wrongful Tyranny, an organization that fights evil and bad taste.  Ben joins them on their search for the killer, and they are attacked by the Poodlum - half-poodle, half-human - who serves Lucy's former lover Marcus, who now serves the forces of evil.  The agents, including Agent 7 (Photographic Mammary) and Agent 64 (the cocaine-fueled Pixie Dust), battle Marcus, but it's Ben who saved the day.  As Marcus dies, he whispers the name of the true mastermind in Lucy's ear: Tyra Shanks!