SUMMARY:  Mercenary Charlie Harrelson is absolved of all his crimes, if he'll just tell the Warren Commission the full story of that fateful day in Dallas when President Kennedy was shot... an assassination he was intimately involved with. As his relationship with his fiancée Marsha disintegrated, he was approached by LBJ, who hired him and a pair of Yale grads to fake an assassination to scare JFK. Lee Harvey Oswald was with Harrelson in the depository while the Yalies were on the knoll. However, something goes wrong, and JFK is hit.  The assassination... was an accident.

SUMMARY:  The Texan reports on the accidental assassination to a shocked flunky. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to call home and finds the phone is disconnected. Did he forget to pay the bill? While on the phone, Lee shoots a cop just for looking at them. When Charlie threatens him, Lee clocks him with his gun and knocks him out. He has a vision of Jack, Jacqueline, Marsha, the Yalies and Zapruder, in which Jacqueline tells Charlie to go home to Marsha. When Charlie wakes up, Lee threatens to pay Marsha a visit.  Meanwhile, Marsha goes to see a doctor about her pregnancy.