SUMMARY:  After a car accident, William wakes up in a bizarre world, where he is beset upon as a criminal after plucking a flower from a talking bush, and is then taken under the wing of Tyson Mudleak, who drives a "Chariatard."  Meanwhile, the menacing Mr. Dystrophy and Quench notice that the walls of their prison are dissolving. There must be a stranger in Void World... and soon they will be free. 

SUMMARY:  Mudleak takes William to meet Mitch, the Wise Man... who is in love with a Boob Tree.  Mitch thinks that William wants to steal his one true love away, so challenges him to a deadly Chariatard race to settle the matter.  Meanwhile, Quench and Mr. Dystrophy are on William's trail, and once the bushes tell them where he's gone, they murder them, just for fun.

SUMMARY:  Mudleak warns William that Chariatard races are long, bloody affairs.  Mitch enters on his War Chariatard, here to reclaim his honor and fight for the love of his boob tree.  William, panicking, is advised by Mudleak to cheat.  The Chariatard race is a confusing affair with no clear rules, but William ultimately triumphs by throwing candy off the track, and Mitch's War Chariatard follows.  However, William's triumph is short-loved.  Quench and Dystrophy arrive, and Mudleak, terrified, hides.  The duo trap William and tell him that with his last breath, he's doing them a great service...