SUMMARY:  Wallace Wallis is the last drivetime DJ in Los Angeles after the Apocalypse, broadcasting a ham radio station from the basement of the old Capitol Records building, and he's trying to keep people's spirits up.  The 101 is literally a parking lot and savage thugs rule the Valley like the despots of old.  The other day, Wallis saw Leeza Gibbons crucified on Ventura Boulevard. Before that, it was Esai Morales.  There are no more records, so Pvt. Cooper must sing all the hits.  Nobody's calling in... but the station gets a rare visitor in Schadenfreude, a dour man who just wants to bring everybody down.  He reports that slavery provisions are being enacted... and Tom Petty was recently killed.  Schadenfreude is ultimately executed by another arrival... The Cowboy (from Pretencia), who is wise in the ways of the DJ Code.  He warns that the aliens are coming... and they want Wallis' radio station.