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SUMMARY: A man in his underwear has fallen from the
sky and landed in Jesse's ranch. Jesse wants to just chop his
head off and get back to work, but his friend/field hand Jed is
in desperate need of friendship! After instructing Jed to take
care of the "space man," Jesse exits. Jed sits next to the
still-unconscious man and tells him all about his life of
thankless toil. Jesse comes back and discovers that not only is
the deed not done, but Jed has made a new best friend! Jesse
tries to take care of it himself, but Jed intervenes. Eventually
Jesse confesses that not only do space men fall into his ranch
all the time, but he once had a space friend of his own, until
the space friend stole his life savings and took off for Vegas!
While the two men are wrapped up in their own cathartic
confessions, the man wakes up and asks them what the quickest
way off the ranch might be. Enraged at this abandonment, Jed
tells the man that he's not going anywhere, and he's going to
have to stay on the ranch to be Jed's friend forever! |
