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TITTY BAR
 by Erin Matthews & Cj Merriman
directed by Drew Vandiver
music & lyrics by Richard Levinson

Careful what you wish for...

5 Episodes
Original Run: 1 Ep, 5/11/13
Playoffs Run: 4 Eps, 6/29/13 - 7/20/13

CAST

Erin Matthews

The Naughty Nurse (Ep. 1)
 Knitting Floozy (Ep. 2)
 The MILF (Eps. 4-5)

Natalie Rose

 The Night Stalker (Eps. 1-2)
 Edna (Ep. 3)
 The Teacher (Ep. 4)
 The Sex Therapist (Ep. 5)

Cj Merriman

 The Dude (Eps. 1-5)

Alyssa Preston

 Mama (Eps. 1-5)

Richard Levinson

 The Piano Player (Ep. 1)

Bruno Oliver

 Bruno (Eps. 1-5)

Amanda Gamel & Cate Beehan

 The Titty Bar Dancers (Ep. 1)

Rebecca Larsen

 Jane (Eps. 2-5)

Christian Regul

 Fingers Huber (Eps. 2-5)

Areti Athanasopolous

 Leslie (Ep. 3)

Joe Fria

 Ben (Ep. 3)

Mike Lanahan

 Boy (Ep. 4)

Aviva Pressman

 The New Girl (Eps. 4-5)

Colin Willkie

 Douchebag (Ep. 4)

Heather Schmidt

 Heather (Eps. 4-5)

Joe Fria

 Ben (Ep. 4)

Chairman Barnes

 City Attorney (Eps. 4-5)

Zachary Bernstein

 Django (Eps. 4-5)

Curt Bonnem

 The Guy (Ep. 5)

Brian Wallis

 The Peckerhead (Ep. 5)

Monica Greene

 The Girl (Ep. 5)
Choreography by Amanda Gamel (Ep. 1)
Choreography by Matt Valle (Eps. 2-3)

EPISODE ONE (5/11/13)
Photos by Marian Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  "Mama" invites you on down to the Titty Bar, where The Naughty Nurse might actually find that melanoma on your neck, The Night Stalker might form a far closer and quicker bond with you than you actually wanted, and The Dude is gonna fuckin' have her way with you whether you like it or not.
The Naughty Nurse (Erin Matthews) Mama (Alyssa Preston) The Dude (Cj Merriman) "C'mon in to the Titty Bar."

PLAYOFFS - ROUND ONE!
 EPISODE TWO (6/29/13)
Photos by Marian Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  Mama's daughter Jane arrives, and is shocked to find that Mama is running a titty bar.  However, Mama, with the help of the girls, explains that the true raison d'?tre of the bar is to destroy men's objectifying fantasies.   She invites Jane to work at the bar, but Jane's not sure she could ever work topless.  Meanwhile, in the back room, Bruno is having a terrifying encounter with The Dude, who packing-tapes his mouth shut.
Mama (Alyssa Preston) and Jane (Rebecca Larsen) Mama (Alyssa Preston) and Jane (Rebecca Larsen) Mama (Alyssa Preston) and Jane (Rebecca Larsen) Mama

PLAYOFFS - ROUND TWO!
 EPISODE THREE (7/6/13)
Video by Annette Fasone
Photos by Marian Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  Bruno has become hooked on The Dude's abuse, and The Dude reveals that she was once a man.  She came to the Titty Bar to see some cans, passed out, and woke up as a woman.  Meanwhile, young Leslie has brought her boyfriend Ben to the Titty Bar as a birthday present, but it's a less-than-erotic experience as dancing girl Edna talks about her C-section scars and bonds with Leslie over talk of her kids.  Meanwhile, shy and sweet Jane attempts her first topless dance, but can't quite go through with it.


Jane makes her stage debut under the tutelage of Mama.
Mama (Alyssa Preston) looks on as Jane (Rebecca Larsen) auditions to perform at the Titty Bar. Jane's too shy to go through with it - for now. Mama rules the roost. Ben's (Joe Fria) girlfriend Leslie (Areti Athanasopolous) has brought him to the Titty Bar as a birthday present.

PLAYOFFS - ROUND THREE!
 EPISODE FOUR (7/13/13)
Video by Annette Fasone
Photos by Aaron Francis

SUMMARY:  Another couple comes to the Titty Bar for the guy's birthday, but this girl isn't particularly happy about it, and decided to see how he'd feel if she was the one who was topless.  Also, a random douchebag come into see some tits, but his experience is ruined when the woman dancing for him has to deal with her teenage daughter.  Meanwhile, Jane just can't go through with a life in burlesque, and Mama sings a heartfelt song about the Titty Bar's purpose to make men see "The Women That We Are."  Suddenly, the proceedings are interrupted by the City Attorney, who has come to shut down the Titty Bar.


Mama leads the women of the Titty Bar in a farewell song for Jungle Jane as she leaves burlesque behind without
ever having exposed her front. (When the Serial Killers logo appears in the middle of the song, it's because there were
good-looking naked people crossing in front of the camera at that time. You totally missed it, yo.)
Heather (Heather Schmidt) distracts her mother, The MILF (Erin Matthews), thus ruinig this random douchebag's (Colin Willkie) boner. The Teacher (Natalie Rose) distractedly dances for a birthday boy (Michael Lanahan); his girlfriend (Aviva Pressman) is upset he needs to look at boobs which are not hers, which he can see for free. Jane just can't go through with dancing at the Titty Bar. (L-R: Rebecca Larsen, Alyssa Preston) Musical number: "The Women That We Are"

PLAYOFFS - ROUND FOUR!
 EPISODE FIVE (7/20/13)
Photos by Marian Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  Another couple comes to the Titty Bar, but instead end up rediscovering their passion for one another.  Meanwhile, the City Attorney's threat to shut down the Titty Bar rallies all the women - including Jane.
Another couple (Curt Bonnem & Monica Greene) are in for an unexpected experience at the Titty Bar. The City Attorney (Chairman Barnes) is here to shut down this "den of licentiousness." Django (Zachary Bernstein) and Jane (Rebecca Larsen). The people of the Titty Bar sing their defiance to the City Attorney.