THURSTY
AWARDS CATEGORIES
(Winners
in Boldface) |
Presented on June
18th |
BEST SCIENTIFIC
ACHIEVEMENT
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WEAVER ?Treegina
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UP, UP & AWAY - Spaceship
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THE SISTERS & THE LION ? Seahorses
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MEMOIRS OF A SCHIESSAFRAU - Schiessaphotos
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PALIMPSEST - Giant Puppets
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THEY CALL HER... THE SHOCKER - Finger Chopping and Training Montage
Sequence
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AVANT GARDE
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WHALER
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THE MAGIC BULLET THEORY
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MEMOIRS OF A SCHIESSAFRAU
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THE BRUTALIST
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THE FRANCO FILES
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ULITZA TOSKAVITZ
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BEST SOUND
- MAX
- WHALER
- THE MAGIC BULLET THEORY
- CAPTAIN BATTLE
- THE WEAVER
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THE MICKEY ROONEY
AWARD FOR MOST OFFENSIVE STEREOTYPE
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WHALER - Victor Isaac as Goatse
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VOID WORLD - Jonas Openhiemer as The Charitard
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LUNAR TUNES - French Stewart as Van
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THEY CALL HER...THE SHOCKER - Jim Nieb as Lo Pan
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THREE SMALL WORDS -Gregory Guy Gorden & Jacob Sidney as Anthony &
Marcus
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K-BANG - Anthony Backman & Bruno Oliver as Kenny & Kev
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AND THE "MOST AWARDS":
(for whoever did each of these things the most in the last year) |
MOST ACTRESS:
Jaime Andrews, Julia Griswold, Erin Holt, Rebecca Larsen, CJ
Merriman, Mandi Moss
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MOST ACTOR:
Victor Isaac, Eric Johnson, Gregory Guy Gorden, Marz Richards, Colin
Willkie
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Presented on June
25th |
BEST MONOLOGUE
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SIEGE MENTALITY ? "Lantern Monologue," Michael Holmes
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LUNAR TUNES ? "The Booby Monologues," Erin Matthews
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WHALER ? "Sperm Monologue," Chairman Barnes
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ASK ELIZABETH ? "Arthur?s Lament," Richard Levinson
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COOL SIDE OF THE PILLOW ? "Mickey Kills a Hobbit," Scott Leggett
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TOM THUGGERY ? "Sitcom Ideas," Bruno Oliver
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BEST VILLIAN
- SUPERTOAST ? Mike Lanahan as "Gaston"
- A KIND OF LOVE STORY ? Rick Steadman as "Max"
- WHALER - Bryan Krasner as "Captain Argus"
- ASK ELIZABETH ? Erin Holt as "Macy"
- TOM THUGGERY - Matt Valle as "Chris"
- THEY CALL HER...THE SHOCKER - Leon Russom as "Daddy"
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BEST COSTUME
- LUNAR TUNES ? Van Hansen (French Stewart)
- CAPTAIN BATTLE & THE THIEF OF TOMORROW ? Hero Costumes
- MAX ? The Monster (C.M. Gonzalez)
- WHALER ? The Cast
- LUCY HALFPENCE ? Poodlum (Gregory Guy Gorden), designed by Mike
Schneider
- JERRY AND THE STORM TROOPER - Storm Trooper (Anna Baardsen)
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BEST WORST ACCENT
- A TIE!
- HIPSTER HOLOCAUST ? Pat Towne: Louisiana Politician???
- MEMOIRS OF A SCHEISSEFRAU ? Jaime Robledo: Germanic???
- LUCY HALFPENCE ? Tifanie McQueen: European???
- TOM THUGGERY - Carrie Keranen: Latin-Russo-Irish???
- LUCY HALFPENCE ? Donal Thoms-Capello: Nordic ???
- COOL SIDE OF THE PILLOW - Terry Tocantins: Irish???
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BEST SONG
- LUNAR TUNES ? "Treat Her Well" by Brenda Varda
- CAPTAIN BATTLE & THE THIEF OF TOMORROW ? "Captain Battle Theme
Song" by Marz Richards & Ryan Johnson
- ASK ELIZABETH ? "This Piano is Magic" by Richard Levinson
- MEMOIRS OF A SCHEISSEFRAU ? "Theme Song" by Michael Teoli
- I LIPITOR ? "Theme Song" by Peter Gilabert
- A KIND OF LOVE STORY - The girls sing Wilson Phillips? "Hold On"
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BEST DANCE
- THE WEAVER ? FU, choreographed by Marianne Davis
- THE MAGIC BULLET THEORY ? The Assassination Dance, choreographed
by Natasha Norman
- MEMOIRS OF A SCHEISSEFRAU ? Opening Dance, performed by Matt Valle
- MEMOIRS OF A SCHEISSEFRAU ? Schiessadance, performed by Marz
Richards
- PALIMPSEST - Firebee Victory Dance, performed by Joseph Beck,
choreographed by Marianne Davis
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BEST DRAMA
- THE WEAVER
- MAX
- WHALER
- THE MAGIC BULLET THEORY
- THE SHOCKER
- PALIMPSEST
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BEST ACTION
SEQUENCE
- Theatre On Fire
THE SISTERS & THE LION ? Dance Battle
- LUNAR TUNES ? Wolves V. Family
- THEY CALL HER... THE SHOCKER - One Finger Fight
- CAPTAIN BATTLE & THE THIEF OF TOMORROW - Intro Montage
- THE WEAVER - The Watson Sequence
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BEST
CELEBRITY/HISTORICAL FIGURE IMPERSONATION
- ASK ELIZABETH ? Jennifer Ludwingson as "Sarah Palin"
- BOB DYLAN?S BONER ? Michael Holmes as "Robert Zimmerman"
- MEMOIRS OF A SCHEISSEFRAU ? Jimmy Swan as "Charles Manson"
- THE MAGIC BULLET THEORY ? The Cast
- ASK ELIZABETH ? Troy Blendell as "Dick Cheney"
- ASK ELIZABETH - Johnny Threenuts as "Christopher Walken"
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BEST CROSSDRESER
- WHALER - Mandi Moss as "Terrance"
- MEMOIRS OF A SCHEISSEFRAU ? Mike Lanahan as "Greta"
- MEMOIRS OF A SCHEISSEFRAU ? Jaime Robledo as "Schiessafrau Elder"
- COOL SIDE OF THE PILLOW - Cast
- PAGEANT MASTERS - Chairman Barnes as "Allison"
- THEY CALL HER... THE SHOCKER - Mandi Moss as "Deb"
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AND THE "MOST AWARDS":
(for whoever did each of these things the most in the last year) |
MOST DIRECTOR:
Rebecca Larsen, Scott Leggett, JJ Mayes, Jaime Robledo, Colin Willkie
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MOST WRITER:
Aaron Francis, Joe Jordan, Scott Leggett, Rebecca Larsen, Jenelle Riley
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MOST
TECH:
Anna Baardsen, Suze Campagna, Heatherlynn Gonzalez
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MOST OVERALL:
Rebecca Larsen, Scott Leggett, JJ Mayes, Terry Tocantins, Colin Willkie
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MOST NEWCOMER
("The Newby Award"):
Jamie Fluet, Carrie Keranen, Mike Schneider, Adina Valerio
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PRODUCERS' AWARD:
Natasha Norman
and The Audience
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