FIRST ROUND (SUMMER 2004)

PERFORMERS FOR WEEK 1!  (Saturday, July 24, 2004)

"Succulent Seminar"
A TRIPLE CROWN World Premiere!
Writer: Tom Kiesche
Director: Philip Wofford
Actor: Eric Giancoli

Learn how to appreciate all you have, with one simple phrase...

"Thinking of You"
Writer: Michael LaChance
Director: Jessie Marion
Actor: Corey Klemow

A man wakes up one morning to find himself on another planet.

"Surprise"
Writer: Mark Harvey Levine
Director: Keith Brush
Actors: Doreen Calderon, David Cheaney & Diane Weinberger

Peter is a psychic. Unfortunately, he can only see two minutes ahead...

"She Sure Is Ugly"
A TRIPLE CROWN World Premiere!
Writer: Peter Coca
Director: Lou Burnstein
Actors: Bill Normyle, Andy Wolf, Rob Gaughan, Brian Marshall & Lou Burnstein

"She"???

"Too Short"
Writer: David LM Mcintyre
Director: Meredith Anne Patt
Actors: Alex Cruz, John Wuchte & Mikhail Blokh

Three friends.  Coffee.  Something terrible.
(Originally appeared in Fast & Loose #21.)

"Frosty Colored Moon"
A TRIPLE CROWN World Premiere!
Writer: Tom Kiesche
Director/Actor: Michael Lanahan

Shorter than this description, more feminine than pink lace.

"The Battle"
Writer: Padraic Duffy
Director: Scott Rabinowitz
Actor: Anthony Backman

A recounting of an epic cribbage game played with monkeys in the jungles of Madagascar.

"Taking the Plunge"
A TRIPLE CROWN World Premiere!
Writers: Analisa Brouet & Stephen Ingle
Director: Kent Dalian
Actors: Chase Sprague, Analisa Brouet & Stephen Ingle

Call the plumber!

PERFORMERS FOR WEEK 2!  (Saturday, July 31, 2004)

"Succulent Seminar"
Returning from Last Week!
Writer: Tom Kiesche
Director: Philip Wofford
Actor: Eric Giancoli

Learn how to appreciate all you have, with one simple phrase...

"Poor Little Fuckers"
Writer: Dave Ulrich
Director: Lara Schwartzberg
Actors: Andrea Ruth, Bruno Oliver, Michael Lanahan, Kim De Leon and one more TBA

... but what I really want to do is direct.

"Surprise"
Returning from Last Week!
Writer: Mark Harvey Levine
Director: Keith Brush
Actors: Doreen Calderon, David Cheaney & Diane Weinberger

Peter is a psychic. Unfortunately, he can only see two minutes ahead...

"Danger Girl"
A TRIPLE CROWN World Premiere!
Writer: Bob DeRosa
Director: Ben Rock
Actor: Lena Bouton

Moon zombies, super villains and blind dates - all in a day's work for America's favorite super-heroine.

"Silencer"
A TRIPLE CROWN World Premiere!
Writer/Director: Padraic Duffy
Actors: Ceciley Jenkins, Karl Maschek

A man's obsession with the Lord of the Dance, and the woman who hates him.

"Frosty Colored Moon"
Returning from Last Week!
Writer: Tom Kiesche
Director/Actor: Michael Lanahan

Shorter than this description, more feminine than pink lace...

"Stalker: A Love Story"
Writer: Jenelle Riley 
Director: Meredith Patt
Actors: Julie Alexander, David Wilcox & Anthony Backman

He's just misunderstood.
(Originally appeared in Fast & Loose #19.)

The TRIPLE CROWN Cheer Squad:
Julie Mullen! & Jennifer Wilson!

PERFORMERS FOR WEEK 3!  (Saturday, August 7, 2004)

"Succulent Seminar"
Returning for the THIRD week!
Writer: Tom Kiesche
Director: Philip Wofford
Actor: Eric Giancoli

Learn how to appreciate all you have, with one simple phrase...

"Who's There?"
Writer: David LM Mcintyre
Director: Elizabeth Barnes Keener
Actors: Elena Fabri, Holly Brown & Brandon Keener

Knock, knock...
(Originally appeared in Fast & Loose #20.)

"Boobs & Tubes"
Writer: Tom Kiesche
Director: Eric Werner
Actor: Melissa Jones

One meeting... One unexpected confession...

"Silencer"
Returning from Last Week!
Writer/Director: Padraic Duffy
Actors: Ceciley Jenkins, Karl Maschek

A man's obsession with the Lord of the Dance, and the woman who hates him.

"Danger Girl"
Returning from Last Week!
Writer: Bob DeRosa
Director: Ben Rock
Actor: Lena Bouton

Moon zombies, super villains and blind dates - all in a day's work for America's favorite super-heroine.

"That Word"
Writer: Mark Harvey Levine
Director: Mike Miley
Actors: Jeremy Kent Jackson & Kim Morris

The English Language Strikes Back

"Harmfulness of Alcohol"
A TRIPLE CROWN World Premiere!
Writer/Director: Aaron Francis
Actor: David LM Mcintyre

A man is forced to do something he doesn't want to do, and pays the price for it.

"Breaking the News"
Writer: Jenelle Riley
Director: Ben Rock
Actors: Julie Mullen, Andrea Ruth & Lara Schwartzberg

Someone has a secret... and Mom's not going to like it.
(Originally appeared in Fast & Loose #20.)

The TRIPLE CROWN Cheer Squad:
Julie Mullen! &... Anthony Backman!?

Stadium Beer Sales: Lou Burnstein

PERFORMERS FOR WEEK 4!  (Saturday, August 14, 2004)

"Succulent Seminar"
Returning for the FOURTH week!
Writer: Tom Kiesche
Director: Philip Wofford
Actor: Eric Giancoli

Learn how to appreciate all you have, with one simple phrase...

"Love on Speed"
Writer: Jenelle Riley
Director: Michael Lanahan
Actors: Mark McClain Wilson, Lara Schwartzberg, Jennifer Wilson & Andrea Ruth

True love can be yours... in just five minutes.
(Originally appeared in Fast & Loose #21.)

"Bon Voyage"
A TRIPLE CROWN World Premiere!
Writer/Director: Kevin Delaney
Actors: Andy Wolf & TBA

Billy's going away on a very special trip!

"QUACK"
A TRIPLE CROWN World Premiere!
Writer: Dave Ulrich
Director: Lara Schwartzberg
Actors: Anthony Backman & Bruno Oliver

The doctor will see you now...

"Harmfulness of Alcohol"
Returning from Last Week!
Writer/Director: Aaron Francis
Actor: David LM Mcintyre

A man is forced to do something he doesn't want to do, and pays the price for it.

"El Gringo"
A TRIPLE CROWN World Premiere!
Writer: C.M. Gonzalez
Director: Brandon Clark
Actors: Karl Maschek, Kathi Copeland & Lou Burnstein

Mom, I promise... He made me do it...

"Breaking the News"
Returning from Last Week!
Writer: Jenelle Riley
Director: Ben Rock
Actors: Julie Mullen, Andrea Ruth & Lara Schwartzberg

Someone has a secret... and Mom's not going to like it.
(Originally appeared in Fast & Loose #20.)

"Me & Lugo"
A TRIPLE CROWN World Premiere!
Writer: Tom Kiesche
Director: Ben Rock
Actors: Jay Bogdanowitsch, Big Dave Mattey, Shelby Medlang & Eric Johnson

Let it out... Let it out!

The TRIPLE CROWN Cheer Squad:
Julie Mullen! & Jennifer Wilson! & Aldrich Allen!
& Aaron Francis! & Sarah McKinley Oakes!

Girl Scout Beer Sales: Jenifer Hamel

SECOND ROUND (SPRING 2005)

PERFORMERS FOR WEEK 1!  (Saturday, May 28, 2005)

"Succulent Seminar"
Returning for the FIFTH week!
Writer: Tom Kiesche
Director: Philip Wofford
Actor: Eric Giancoli

Learn how to appreciate all you have, with one simple phrase...

"Off the Menu"
Writer/Director: Angelique Little
Actors: Melissa Greenspan & Steven Altman

The distance between two people is always under construction.

"The Bell"
Writer: Tom Kiesche
Director: Brandon Clark
Actors: Todd Valcourt & Jenifer Hamel

Rings of Cliché!

"Whale Family Dinner"
Writer/Director: Padraic Duffy
Actors: Kathi Copeland, Martha Marion, Corey Klemow, David LM Mcintyre, Rob Kerkovich, Paul Plunkett & John Wuchte

Hope you like whales.

"Dumb Boyfriend"
Writers/Actors: Julie Mullen & Ed Goodman
Director: Bridget Mullen

Ed is dumb.

"Lassie Come Home"
Writer/Director: Bart Shattuck
Actors: Anjelique Payne, Bart Shattuck & Jamie Vandevert

Why Timmy keeps falling in the well.

"Me & Lugo"
Returning for a SECOND week!
Writer: Tom Kiesche
Director: Ben Rock
Actors: Corey Klemow, Big Dave Mattey, Shelby Medlang & Bob Orshak

Let it out... Let it out!

"Love on Speed"
Returning for a SECOND week!
Writer: Jenelle Riley
Director: Michael Lanahan
Actors: Anthony Backman, Maggie Marion, Martha Marion & Jennifer Wilson

True love can be yours... in just five minutes.
(Originally appeared in Fast & Loose #21.)

Ivona/Cheerleader: Dawn Stahlak
Stadium Beer Guy: Lou Burnstein
Trader Joe's rant (during vote tally): Tenaya Cleveland

PERFORMERS FOR WEEK 2!  (Saturday, June 4, 2005)

"Lassie Come Home"
Returning for the SECOND week!
Writer/Director: Bart Shattuck
Actors: Angelique Payne, Bart Shattuck & Jamie Vandevert

Why Timmy keeps falling in the well.

"Back to School"
Writer: Tom Kiesche
Director: Mikhail Blokh
Actor: Bryan Bellomo

He's back, and he's... he's... Well, he's back

"Behind the Green Room Door"
Writer: E.M. Lewis
Director: Michael Shutt
Actors: Julie Briggs, Dale Duko & Mark Allen

One actress. One actor. One director. Who's doing what to whom behind the green room door?

"Flag Hags"
Writer: Jenelle Riley
Director: Bryan Bellomo
Actors: Julie Alexander & Lara Everly

Fight for your man.

"The Nellie And Mollie Lady Pirate Comedy Revue"
Writer/Director: Julie Mullen
Actors: Julie Mullen, Katie Wise, Philip Newby, and Ed Goodman

The Martin & Lewis of the High Seas!

"Fantastic Boyage"
Writer/Director: Bart Shattuck
Actors: Brett Kloepfer, Angelique Payne, Josh Petroski, Bart Shattuck & Jamie Vandevert 

Scientific Progress does not come cheap!

"Love on Speed"
Returning for a THIRD week!
Writer: Jenelle Riley
Director: Michael Lanahan
Actors: Anthony Backman, Lara Everly, Martha Marion & Jennifer Wilson

True love can be yours... in just five minutes.

"Me & Lugo"
Returning for a THIRD week!
Writer: Tom Kiesche
Director: Ben Rock
Actors: Corey Klemow, Big Dave Mattey, Shelby Medlang & Bob Orshak

Let it out... Let it out!

Stadium Beer Guy: Lou Burnstein
Light Op Sketch:  "Checkers" & Hans Gelpke

PERFORMERS FOR WEEK 3!  (Saturday, June 11, 2005)

"Committed Monkey"
Writer: Tom Kiesche
Director: Ruth Silveira
Actors: Anthony Backman & Ruth Silveira

I don't wanna be a Monkey!

"Coffee"
Writer: Todd Eric Valcourt
Director: Jenifer Hamel
Actors: Brandon Clark & Todd Eric Valcourt

Don't get burned by coffee.

"1-800-VENT"
Writer: Josh Petroski
Director: Amir Talai
Actors: Josh Petroski, Lise Hart, Bart Shattuck, Corey Klemow & Karina Lamadrid 

Life can be changed by just one phone call.

"The Nellie And Mollie Lady Pirate Comedy Revue"
Returning for the SECOND week!
Writer/Director: Julie Mullen
Actors: Artemis Pebdani, Katie Wise, Philip Newby, and Ed Goodman

The Martin & Lewis of the High Seas

"Wedding Lament"
Writer: Louis Jacobs
Director: Kathi Copeland
Actors: Gary Clemmer & David Mersault

The night David's testicles went missing.

"Back to School"
Returning for the SECOND week!
Writer: Tom Kiesche
Director: Mikhail Blokh
Actor: Bryan Bellomo

He's back, and he's... he's... Well, he's back

"Poe"
Writer/Director: Ed Goodman
Actors: Brendan Hunt, Colton Dunn & Marshal Ibanez

Anachronistic lit bits with the Master of the Macabre!

"Love on Speed"
Returning for a FOURTH week!
Writer: Jenelle Riley
Director: Michael Lanahan
Actors: Anthony Backman, Lara Everly, Andrea Ruth & Jennifer Wilson

True love can be yours... in just five minutes.

Stadium Beer Guy: Lou Burnstein
Color Man: Bart Shattuck
Balloon Twisting (during vote tally): Lou Burnstein

PERFORMERS FOR WEEK 4!  (Saturday, June 18, 2005)

"Filthy Rich"
Writer/Director: Mark Harvey Levine
Actor: Roberto Bacalski

Your fortune told - for free!

"This Isn't About Love"
Writer: E.M. Lewis
Director: Michael David
Actors: Jon Amirkhan & Laura Buckles

I thought women were always about lovey dovey crap.

"Gs and Ds and Fs"
Writer: Tom Kiesche
Director: John Mitchell
Actors: Brandon Clark, Paul Plunkett, Jason Weissbrod, Adam Harrington & Dawn Stahlak

Bettin' against masterbaitin'.

"The Nellie And Mollie Lady Pirate Comedy Revue"
Returning for the THIRD week!
Writer/Director: Julie Mullen
Actors: Julie Mullen, Katie Wise, Philip Newby, and Ed Goodman

The Martin & Lewis of the High Seas

"Misnomer"
Writer/Director: Carolyn Carpenter
Actors: Alixandreé Antoine, Joe Roseto, Charles Allen, Elia Nicholas & Ralph Tropf 

What's in a name?  ...a fortune?  ...a promise?  ...oh, who gives a rat's ass.

"Puppet Sex"
Writer/Director: Bart Shattuck
Actors: Brett Kloepfer, Josh Petroski, Bart Shattuck, Jeralyn Shattuck & Jamie Vandevert

What everyone wants: sex with no strings attached.

"Poe"
Returning for the SECOND week!
Writer/Director: Ed Goodman
Actors: Brendan Hunt, Colton Dunn & Marshal Ibanez

Anachronistic lit bits with the Master of the Macabre!

"Back to School"
Returning for the THIRD week!
Writer: Tom Kiesche
Director: Mikhail Blokh
Actor: Bryan Bellomo

He's back, and he's... he's... Well, he's back

Stadium Beer Guy: Lou Burnstein
Big Guy Fightin' Cheerleaders: Big Dave Mattey & Casey Hendershot
Infomercial (during vote tally): Big Dave Mattey

PERFORMERS FOR WEEK 6!  (Saturday, June 25, 2005)

"Front Doors"
Writer: Bart Shattuck
Director: Peter Mattsson
Actors: Kathi Copeland & Andrea Ruth

Don't open the door. There's life on the other side.

"A Few Words on Behalf of Kenneth Surucchi"
Writer/Director: Tom Kiesche
Actor: Gail Bearden

A Defense in Hell...

"Super Sex"
Writer: Bob DeRosa
Director: Ben Rock
Actors: Dawn Stahlak & Blake Gardner

Boy meets girl.  Boy gets laid.  Let the pain begin.

"Back to School"
Returning for the FOURTH week!
Writer: Tom Kiesche
Director: Mikhail Blokh
Actor: Bryan Bellomo

He's back, and he's... he's... Well, he's back

"Poe"
Returning for the THIRD week!
Writer/Director: Ed Goodman
Actors: Brendan Hunt, Colton Dunn & Marshal Ibanez

Anachronistic lit bits with the Master of the Macabre!

"Games People Play"
Writer: Jenelle Riley
Director: Bryan Bellomo
Actors: Henry Dittman, Frank Smith, Bryan Bellomo & Jules Bruff

Get ready for some adult entertainment.

"Puppet Sex"
Returning for the SECOND week!
Writer/Director: Bart Shattuck
Actors: Brett Kloepfer, Josh Petroski, Bart Shattuck, Jeralyn Shattuck & Jamie Vandevert

What everyone wants: sex with no strings attached.

Stadium Beer Guy: Lou Burnstein
Pirates Nellie & Mollie: Julie Mullen & Katie Wise