Skit Slayers II: Classic Skit Slayers

Summary: The return of the greatest competitive theater show in history besides the competitive theater show it's actually a part of. Tonight's skits: Episode one of "Candle Eye," "Jimmy the Asshole Squirrel," "Youth Pastors Make Religion Fun," "Freddy Duffy's Circus Tricks" (by 8-year-old Freddy Duffy) and "Box Full of Murder Snakes." (Slain by the audience: "Candle Eye" & "Youth Pastors Make Religion Fun" - but it was a close one!) Also, each week there will be one classic Skit Slayers sketch from the original run. Tonight: "Stan, the Clinically Depressed Woodworker."

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Summary: Tonight's skits: "Jimmy the Asshole Squirrel," "The Bar" (by 5-year-old Clara Duffy), "Box Full of Murder Snakes," "Freddy Duffy's Circus Tricks" and "Granny Racers." (Slain by the audience: "Jimmy the Asshole Squirrel" & "Box Full of Murder Snakes.") Tonight's classic Skit Slayers sketch: "No One Play With Travis."

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Summary: Tonight's skits: "Boat News With Bruno," "The Bar" (by 5-year-old Clara Duffy), "Billy Wants To Show You All His Things," "Freddy Duffy's Circus Tricks" and "Granny Racers." (Slain by the audience: "Boat News With Bruno" & "Billy Wants To Show You All His Things.") Tonight's classic Skit Slayers sketch: "The Crow & Mr. Gump."

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Summary: Tonight's challengers: "Bed Bugs" and "Sketch Molesters" - another show within a show. Returning pieces: "The Bar" (by 5-year-old Clara Duffy), "Freddy Duffy's Circus Tricks," and "Granny Racers." (Slain by the audience: "Bed Bugs" & "Freddy Duffy's Circus Tricks.")

Within "Sketch Molesters," the 10-second pieces were "That's Not What I Meant By Scat Play, "Becky Missed Her Cue," "My Dad Was a Lemon Tree," "Fetus Mime" and "The Rainbow-neers." (Slain by the audience: "That's Not What I Meant By Scat Play" and "Fetus Mime.")

Tonight's classic Sketch Molesters sketch: "I Don't Want To Be In This."

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Summary: Tonight's challengers: "Mirror Mirror" and "Kevin, the Morbid Flower Arranger." Returning pieces: "The Bar" (by 5-year-old Clara Duffy), "Granny Racers" and "Sketch Molesters." (Slain by the audience: "Mirror Mirror" & "Kevin, the Morbid FLower Arranger.")

Within "Sketch Molesters," the challengers were "Pinky's Color of the Day" and "Masochist Dog." Returning pieces: "Becky Missed Her Cue," "My Dad Was a Lemon Tree," and "The Rainbow-neers." (Slain by the audience: "Masochist Dog" and "My Dad Was a Lemon Tree.")

Tonight's classic Sketch Molesters sketch: "The Giraffe Detective."

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Summary: Tonight's challengers: "Possum Gossip" and "Supermodels." Returning pieces: "The Bar" (by 5-year-old Clara Duffy), "Granny Racers" and "Sketch Molesters." (Slain by the audience: "Supermodels" & "Granny Racers.")

Within "Sketch Molesters," the challengers were "Dumb Sports" and "Grandpa's Adventure," both of which were slain by the audience - leaving returning pieces "Pinky's Color of the Day, " "Becky Missed Her Cue" and "The Rainbow-neers" to return again next week.

Tonight's classic Sketch Molesters sketch: "Emo Cheerleader."

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Summary: Tonight's challengers: "Bring Your Daughter to Work" and "Ass Aerobics with Colin Willkie." Returning pieces: "Possum Gossip," "The Bar" (by 5-year-old Clara Duffy), and "Sketch Molesters." (Slain by the audience: "Possum Gossip" & "Ass Aerobics with Colin Willkie.")

Within "Sketch Molesters," the challengers were "What's In There?" and "I'm Pretty Sure That Genie's a Pervert." Returning pieces: "Pinky's Color of the Day, " "Becky Missed Her Cue" and "The Rainbow-neers" to return again next week. (Slain by the audience: "Pinky's Color of the Day" & "Becky Missed Her Cue.")

Tonight's classic Sketch Molesters sketch: "Ten Second Ghost Stories With Nick Ullett."

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